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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via questionable-maybe)

makochantachibanana:

celebrateceleste:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

DUCKS ARE MY FAVORITE LITTLE THINGS

I WANT A PET DUCK

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via stay-ocean-minded)

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