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My guinea pig is walking the dog
stylinwho:
College be like

rexuality:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via broadwaaaydreamer)

tupacabra:

i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love

(via 500-days-of-this)

foobar137:


The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

(via dreamerswishes)

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