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socialjusticeprincesses:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

I was imagining someone rubbing a girl’s eyes while trying to be romantic. 
~ Mulan

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via encourage)

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

(via trust)

marthajefferson:

yseult:

18th century poesy ring.
Inscription reads: Many are the stars I see but in my eye no star like thee.
smokingonthemoon:

rider-waite:

basically how i visualize energy tbh

good technique

led-leviathan:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

image

don’t want 

image

unless you’ve got

image

image

my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

Do you know what a protagonist is

(via thankthespis)

nerdjpg:

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

thanks science side of tumblr

(via thankthespis)

silentcartoon:

swampgallows:

wooliest:

?????

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]
apocalyptic-o:

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